Choose Life
- Choose Life
- Choose a Job
- Choose a Career
- Choose a family
- Choose a F**king Big Television
- Choose Washing Machines, Cars, Compact Disc Players and Electrical Tin Openers
- Choose Good Health, Low Cholesterol and Dental Insurance
- Choose Fixed Interest Mortage Repayments
- Choose a Starter Home
- Choose Your Friends
- Choose Leisurewear and Matching Luggage
- Choose a Three Piece Suite on Hire Purchase in a range of F**king Fabrics
- Choose D.I.Y. and Wondering who the F**k you are on a Sunday Morning
- Choose Sitting on that Couch, Watching Mind-numbing, Spirit-crushing Game Shows, Stuffing F**king Junk
Food into your Mouth
- Choose Rotting away at the end of it all, P**hing your last in a Miserable Home, Nothing more than an
embarassment to the selfish, F**ked up brats you spawned to replace yourself
- Choose your future
- Choose Life
- I chose not to choose life
- I chose something else
